Jim and Nancy decided the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.

"An ambulance just drove by."

A few moments passed. "Looks like the Martins have company," he called out.

"Matt's riding a new bike and Mr. and Mrs. Denton are screwing each other."

Hearing that, Mom and Dad bolted upright in bed. "How do you know that?!" the startled father asked.

He replied, "Well, 'cause their kid is standing out on the balcony, too."

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