Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot.

Confucius say, it is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Confucius say, man who jizz in cash register come into money.

Confucius say, man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

Confucius say, man who fart in church must sit in own pew.

Confucius say, man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.

Confucius say, baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.

Confucius say, man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Confucius say, man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

Confucius say, learn to masturbate--come in handy.

Confucius say, virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone.


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