A man and his wife are getting it on in the living room and he says to her,

"Hey, let's get kinky. I'm gonna blow my load in your ear!"

She replies, "Ewww! No, you're not! I might go deaf!"

The husband tells her, "No you won't! I've been shooting my wad into your throat for years and you're still talking, ain't you?"

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