Friday, May 1, 2009

Two bums are sitting by the railroad tracks, talking. The first one starts bragging.

"Today was the best day ever! This morning I found a brand new pack of smokes just sitting on the ground. So you know what I did? I sat and smoked every damned one of them... had the best day ever."

The second bum just laughs.

"Ha! That's nothing, today I was walking along the rail road tracks and I found this girl laying on the tracks. You know what I did? I fucked her all day long."

The other bum interrupts, "Bull! You didn't do it all day long did you?"

"Well, no but it was for at least a few good hours, best day of my life."

The first bums asks, "So did she give you a good blowjob?"

The other replies, "No, she sure didn't".

The third bum says, "Well how could you possibly be getting busy with this girl for hours, and she doesn't even give you a blow job?"

To which the other replies, "How could she? She didn't have a head!"

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