A man and his eight-year-old son are talking, when his son asks him, "Dad, what does a pussy look like?"

The Dad, caught off guard, asks him " before or after sex?"

The kid says "Uh, before sex."

So the dad says to him, "Well, have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red peddles?"

"Yeah" says the son. "But what about after sex?

His dad thinks a second and says, "Imagine a bulldog eating mayonnaise..."

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