Betty and June were having lunch together.
June says to Betty, "I need to be honest with you, Betty, I'm thinking about getting a boob job."
Betty replies "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!"
Thinking for a minute, June says, "Whoa! I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"
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