A couple in their eighties goes to the doctors office and asks the doctor if he'd watch them having sex. The doc says yes, so the two old folks get it on.

Afterwards the doc tells them he sees nothing wrong and bills them $50. The couple make an appointment for the same time next week.

Next week they show up, have sex in front of the doctor again, but the doc again doesn't see anything wrong and bills them another $50. They schedule another appointment for next week.

They show up for their appointment, have sex in front of the doctor, he still doesn't see anything wrong and bills them another $50. But this time he asks them why they keep making appointments to have sex in front of him.

The old man says, "Well, she's married so we can't go to her place. I'm married and we can't go to mine. The Holiday Inn charges $101.98. We come here, you only charge me $50 and Medicare reimburses me $42.75 of that, that's why."

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