A woman walks out of the grocery on her way to her car but drops her bag of groceries on the pavement. Eggs, milk, tomato juice and a few other things are broken.

A drunk walks up, sees her crying as she tries to salvage what she can and says, "Ah, that's okay, lady. It wouldn't have lived anyway, it's eyes are too far apart."

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