Recent observations...

Some women have pierced belly buttons only because it gives them a place to hang the air freshener.

Prostitutes make more money than drugs dealers because they can wash and resell their crack.

Miracle Whip - a 90-year-old man jacking off and actually coming.

Women are a lot like paper milk cartons because you have to open the flaps to get to the good stuff.

The difference between a whore and a bitch is a whore will fuck everyone at the party. The bitch will fuck everyone except you.

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