Tuesday, June 30, 2009

3 explorers were looking in the Amazon jungle when they were captured by tribesmen. They were taken to their chief.

The chief tells each of them they have trespassed and they must go out into the forest and come back with 10 of the same kind of fruits.

The first guy comes back with 10 bananas, and the chief orders him to shove them all up his ass without making a sound.

The guy manages to get 2 bananas in but when he goes for the third one he starts screaming, so the tribesmen kill him.

A while later the second guy comes back with 10 berries. The chief orders him to do the same as the first guy. He thinks no big deal, and begins shoving them in his asshole. He gets 9 in and is about to shove the 10th in when he starts laughing. He was immediately attacked and killed.

Now the first two guys meet in heaven and they start talking. The first man says, "Hey dude why did you laugh? You could've gone back and told out families what had happened".

The 2nd guy explains, "Sorry, man, I just couldn't help myself when I saw Jeff walking back into camp carrying 10 pineapples!"

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