God calls to Adam and says, "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?"

Adam replies, "The good news."

God answers, "Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain."

Then Adam says, "OK, so what's the bad news?"

And God says, "I only gave you enough blood to operate one at time."



A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.

After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"

The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!"

"Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."

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