Tuesday, January 27, 2009

A steelworker, working on the twentieth floor of an office building, had to pee. He walked over to the foreman and asked if he could go down and use the portable toilet.

"What?", said the foreman, "It'll take you five minutes to get down there, five minutes to do your business and another five minutes to get back to work. No."

"But I really need to go!", pleaded the steelworker.

"NO!", replied the foreman, "I can't have you off the job that long. Look, grab that plank and stick it out over the edge of the building and I'll stand on one end, you walk out to the other end and go and it'll evaporate by the time it reaches the ground."

The steelworker stuck the plank out over the edge, the foreman stood on one end of it while the steelworker walked out onto the other end and did his business.

That's when someone yelled that there was a phone call for the foreman and the foreman stepped off the end of the plank...

Six weeks later, during an inquest into the death of this steelworker, the judge was befuddled. They couldn't figure out how this man fell off the edge of the building.

A shy, small young woman held her hand up.

"Yes?", said the judge.

"Standing up, the young woman replied, "Your honor, I think it had something to do with sex."

"Really?", asked the judge. "What do you mean?"

Swallowing nervously, the young woman said, "Well, I work on the fifth floor of that building and when I saw the poor man go past my window he was holding his thing in one hand and waving with the other, yelling "Where'd that cocksucker go?!"

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