Thursday, January 29, 2009

A newly-wed couple are taking a stroll down a beautiful Jamaican beach when they pass a shanty house. Sitting on the front steps is a large, overweight Jamaican woman, stark naked, legs spread wide apart, eating a slice of melon.

The husband, feeling a bit randy, asks his wife if she'd ever walk around in public naked like that. She answers with a very disgusted look on her face.

The next day about the same time, they walk past the shanty house and the large, overweight woman is again sitting on the front steps completely naked, legs spread apart, eating another piece of melon.

The husband again asks his new wife if she'd ever walk around naked like that in public and this time she almost slaps him.

The next day they walk past the shanty house, and the woman is again sitting on the front steps, completely naked, legs spread apart, eating yet another piece of melon.

The wife, knowing what her husband is about to ask, looks at him and says, "Don't even."

He looks at his wife and says, "Look, why don't we walk up there and ask her what it feels like to sit outside naked." Sighing and rolling her eyes, the wife agrees.

They yell up to the woman a cheerful 'Good morning!', walk through the gate and approach the steps, where the wife asks the woman how it feels to walk around outside naked, and the woman replies, "I don't pay much mind to it, but it sure keeps the flies off my melon."

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