Monday, September 7, 2009

A man took his pet duck to the movie theatre. He was worried about not getting admitted if someone saw the duck, so to hide the duck he stuck it inside his pants.

After about fifteen minutes after the man found a seat inside the theater the duck began to get uncomfortable, so the man opened his zipper so the duck could stick his head out. That was a lot better.

There were two women sitting next to him in the theatre.

One woman said to the other one, "Muriel, that man has his "thing" out".

Muriel said, So what you’ve seen one before.

"Yes", replied her friend, "but this one is eating my popcorn!"

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