What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

(It's a joke, people! Don't start sending me letters...)



This guy goes into a whorehouse and tells the mistress he wants to eat out a girl for the first time.

She sends him up and he meets this incredible blonde girl laying naked on the bed. He gets on the bed and starts licking her twat.

Minutes later he feels something in his mouth and spits out a corn niblet. Thinking this is normal, since he's never done this before, he continues eating her out.

A few minutes later he finds a piece of carrot in his mouth. Still thinking this is normal, he keeps going.

But then he comes across a small piece of meat. He stops and asks her, "Excuse me miss, but are you sick?"

She looks at him and replies "Oh, no, Honey, but I think the guy before you was!"

(I apologize for that one! :P)
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