The doctor sees the patient and realizes what he needs to do to help the man. He hands him a pingpong ball and tells him to put it in his mouth. The man does, the doctor performs the procedure and the man spits the ball back out.
Curious, the man says, "Thanks, doc. That didn't take very long, but I was wondering, what if I had accidentally swallowed the ball?"
The doc smiles and replies, "Well, just wash it off and bring it back like everyone else."
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