A man is driving his eighteen wheeler down the road, when he sees a hitch hiker. So the trucker stops and picks up the man.
While they are driving down the road, the trucker says "Hey man, you wanna see something pretty cool?"
The hitch hiker says, " Sure."
So the trucker has this monkey in the sleeper and he makes it come up front with them. He smacks the monkey up side his head and the monkey immediately gives him a blow job.
Once the monkey makes the trucker cum, the trucker looks at the hitch hiker and says "Hey man, do you want some of that?"
The hitch hiker looks back and hesitantly says "Well, okay, but just don't smack me in the head so hard."
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Einsteins COCK!