Three titans of industry were golfing. One of them hooked the ball when he teed off, so he took off to find it.

The other two stood there and talked.

"So, how's you son doing?" one says.

"Oh, my boy is doing very well. As a matter of fact he said next week he's going to Europe for a three week vacation and is taking a friend with him. My son is going to pay for everything, that's how well he's doing. What about your kid?"

"My son is doing fantastic! His contracting business is going gangbusters with those new lower interest rates on mortgages, just making money hand over fist. As a matter of fact, he's building a young man a brand new house and refuses to charge him a dime for it."

As they were talking , the third man comes back with his ball.

"Found it! So what are you guys talking about?"

"Oh, we were just talking about our boys and how well they're doing. How's your son doing lately?"

"Well, to be honest, he's doing okay but he told me last week that he's gay."

The other two look at each other and one says, "Oh, that's too bad."

"Oh, it's okay." says the third man. "I'm just glad that we have such an open relationship that he can come to me and tell me something like that without feeling bad about it. But he's doing okay. He tells me that next week he's going to Europe for three weeks with a friend and another friend is building him a brand new house."

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