Barack Obama walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes.

"What happened to you?" asked the doctor.

"Well it all started when Michele and I were golfing and by accident she hit the ball into a cow field. When we went to look for it, I saw the ball stuck in a cow's ass. I went and lifted the tail of the cow and that's when I made my mistake."

The doctor looked puzzled and asked, "What mistake was that?"

"I said 'Hey, I think this looks like yours, dear!"

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