These two starving bums are walking through a downtown Cleveland, Ohio alley when one of them sees a dead cat. They haven't eaten days.

He thinks, "Hey, that's food!" He runs over, sits down and starts to eat the cat.

He says to the other bum, "Hey, aren't you hungry? Grab yourself some of this cat."

"Are you crazy?!" replies the second bum, "That thing's been dead for days, I'd rather starve than touch that!"

The first bum says, "Suit yourself," and continues to chew up the cat.

A few hours later the bum says, "Oh, shit, my stomach hurts, real bad, man. There might have been something wrong with that cat." And just then, he bends over and heaves his guts out on the sidewalk, leaving a puddle of cat skin and assorted organs.

The second bum sits down next to the puddle and says, "Oh, wow, man! Thanks! It's been months since I had a WARM meal!"

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