Questions and answers:

What's blue and fucks old people?

Hypothermia.

What's the definition of making love?

That's what a woman is doing while a man is fucking her.

What's yellow and green and eats nuts?

Gonorrhea.

And why did God create yeast infections?

So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.

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