A man, lost in the desert for more than a week without water, spots a tavern in the distance. The parking lot is full of cars.

He manages to crawl through the front door and pulls himself up at the bar and asks the bartender for water.

"Got any money?" the bartender asks.

Shaking his head no, the man again asks for water but the bartender refuses. "No money, no water."

Looking to the side, the thirsty man spots a spitoon and says, "I guess I'll have to drink this."

He picks it up and tips it back. The customers see this and begin to get sick. They start rushing for the door and the bartender knows he's going to lose business, so he gives in and tells the guy to stop, he can have some water.

But the man keeps the spitoon tipped back while the remaining customers leave.

Finally, he sets it down on the bar.

The bartender, pretty irritated now, asks him, "Why didn't you stop when I told you to?"

The man replies, "Couldn't, it was all one long string."

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