Bernie Madoff finally got sent to prison for scamming his investors out of $50 billon dollars.

He was taken to the prison, given his cell assignment and the guards walked him over to meet his new cellmate, a mountain of a black man, a huge, mean-looking fellow.

The guards pushed Bernie inside the cell, locked the door and walked off. Bernie swallows hard and quietly makes up the top bunk, trying hard not to look at the convict.

The silence was deafening in the cell. Bernie was scared beyond belief, about to wet his pants.

Suddenly his monstrous cellmate walks closer, looks him in the eye and asks, "What are you in here for?"

Bernie backs up against the wall and meekly replies, "Uh, uh, I was sentenced for white color crime."

The large man says, "Hmmmph! Me, too."

Bernie says, "Really?"

And his cell mate replies, "Yeah, I murdered a couple investment bankers."

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