A guy sits down in a Cafe and asks for the hot chile.
The waitress says, "Sorry, the guy behind you got the last bowl."
He looks and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full. He says, "Are you going to eat that?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself."
"Okay, thanks!"
He takes the bowl and starts to eat it, but about half way down his fork hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse in it and he pukes the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too."
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