A woman on her way home from market was carrying a duck when a drunk staggered up to her and said ,"Hey! where'd ja get the pig?"
The woman protested," You drunken fool, that's no pig -- it's a duck!"
The drunk looks at her with glazed eyes and says," Quiet, I'm talking to the duck!"
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