A woman is shaking the dirt out of a throw rug over her balcony railing on the 44th floor when she slips and falls over the railing.
Plummeting towards the ground she prays to God to save her.
Just then a man on the 39th floor reaches his arms out and catches her.
"Hey, baby! Do you suck dick?", he asks.
Surprised and disgusted, she says, "NO!"
So the guy drops her back over the railing. She's s falling and screaming for her life when a man on the 32nd floor catches her.
"Do you like hot, pounding sex?", he asks.
Indignantly, she yells at him, "Of course not!"
The guy tosses her back over the rail and she screams bloody murder as she falls closer to her death.
On the 25th floor yet another man reaches out and catches her. Learning from the first two men, she immediately blurts out "I love cock! I love sex!"
The guy looks at her, says "YOU SLUT!" and throws her over the railing...
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