A Southern redneck couple went to the doctor to see about getting her tubes tied or getting him a vasectomy.

"The doctor will see you now." said the receptionist.

The couple walks into the doctors office and the doc talks to them for a bit and discovers that the couple have already had nine children. This puzzles the doctor.

"After having nine children, why have you decided to seek this type of procedure now?"

The man looks at the doctor with all seriousness and says, "Well, doc, it's like this. My wife was watching that there Maury Povich show and she heard that nine out of ten kids born in this country is Mexican. Now we already gots us nine, and we don't want to take the chance 'cause neither one of us knows how to speak Spanish."

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