The teacher told her students she would ask them a question every Monday and if one of them could guess the answer, no one would get homework on Friday.

The students loved the idea. On Monday, the teacher asked them, "How many gallons of water are there in the entire world?"

No one could answer that, so they got homework on Friday.

The very next Monday, the teacher asked them, "How many grains of sand can fit in a one-gallon bucket?

Yep, homework on Friday.

Johnny could see how this was going, they'd always get homework, so he thought about it for awhile. He got two golf balls and painted them black.

The next Monday just as the teacher was about to ask her question, Johnny rolled the two golf balls down the aisle to the front of the class.

"Okay", said the teacher, "who's the comedian with the black balls?"

Johnny immediately stood up and said, "Bill Cosby! No homework for me on Friday!"

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