A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town out in the country. She orders the chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast she starts to choke on a chicken bone.
Well these two country boys in the next booth notice she is choking so they get up and go over to help her.
The first country boy drops his coveralls and bends over and the second country boy starts licking his butt.
The women watches these two go at it and is grossed out. She pukes all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat.
The country boy pulls his overalls back up and says to the other, "You're right Leroy, that hind-lick maneuver works like a charm."
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