The man goes to a costume party at a house across town. He walks up to the door and rings the doorbell and a lady opens it. She stops and looks at him, as he's not wearing anything except a pair of pants.

She's dressed as Cinderella.

She smiles and asks him, "And what are you supposed to be?"

He replies, "I'm a premature ejaculation! I just came in my pants!"

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