A Texan walks into a bar and yells at the bartender, "A round for everyone, on me!"

The bartender asks, "What's the occasion?"

The Texan replies, "My wife just had a typical Texan baby boy, twenty pounds!"

Congratulations come from all around.

A week later, the same Texan comes back into the bar and the bartender asks, "Aren't you the man who had that new baby boy last week?"

Yes, sir, that I did," the Texan replies.

"Well, how's he doing?" asks the bartender.

The Texan replies, "He's doing great! He's fifteen pounds and eating like a good cattle dog."

"He's fifteen pounds?, says the bartender, "Wasn't he twenty pounds just last week?"

"Yes, sir, he was," replied the Texan. "Had him circumcised."

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