Confucious say...

Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ!

Passionate kiss like spiders web - soon lead to undoing of fly!

Man who walk sideways through airport turnstile going to Bangkok!

Panties not best thing on Earth, but next to it!

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