During a recent password audit, it was found a blonde was using the following password:
mickeyminnieplutohueylouiedeweydonaldgoofy
When asked why she used such a long password she replied, "Well, it said it had to be at least eight characters."
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Monday, October 12, 2009
Monday, October 5, 2009
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She married again and had 7 more children. Again, Her husband died.
But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."
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She married again and had 7 more children. Again, Her husband died.
But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."
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If you don't have your own website you are still living in the 20th Century! Did you know you can actually get a website online for less than $25, and do it all yourself? It's true! Go here and find out how easy it really is, once you know how.
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